-Lost to Davey Jones' locker (actually dropped into the second largest river in nation while I was trying to save a golf cart from sliding down the bank into said river)
-Repeatedly dropped on concrete leading to an increasingly cracked screen (as opposed to cats but much like peanut butter toast, phones always land one side up ...and one side down)
-Broken antennae (remember when phones flipped and had those?)
-Dropped in a toilet just post-flush (after reporting this one, I was told, "Urine big trouble now!")
All of these unfortunate incidents occurred post-high school. Imagine the horror stories parents are hearing these days with kids procuring phones as early as age 8.
Can any of your ruined phone stories top this catalog?