Saturday, September 2, 2017

Cell Phone Misfortunes

In my 14+ years of owning various cell phones, many have met grisly ends. For example:

-Lost to Davey Jones' locker (actually dropped into the second largest river in nation while I was trying to save a golf cart from sliding down the bank into said river)

-Repeatedly dropped on concrete leading to an increasingly cracked screen (as opposed to cats but much like peanut butter toast, phones always land one side up ...and one side down)

-Broken antennae (remember when phones flipped and had those?)

-Dropped in a toilet just post-flush (after reporting this one, I was told, "Urine big trouble now!")

All of these unfortunate incidents occurred post-high school. Imagine the horror stories parents are hearing these days with kids procuring phones as early as age 8.

Can any of your ruined phone stories top this catalog?